Squaddie gnome sightings

"Reg" is a full-sized garden gnome of dastardly appearance with a smile and lips you will never forget. He has received publicity recently in the Classified Advertisement pages of "Soldier" magazine. Despite emerging from a highly trained background "Reg" can not move fast. He aims to evade detection by remaining absolutely still, placing his weight of 12 kg of concrete squarely on the ground. His dpm jacket is surmounted by lurid facial features which some say are classic Cockney, others report Geordie.

If you have seen "Reg" it is important that you please report your sighting as accurately as possible. It is imperative that photographs of "Reg" are made available as soon as possible. Click here for "Reg" Report Form.

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